Aluminum antenna boosts cell signals for 10 minutes only
People just don't believe me when I tell them that my UMPC goes everywhere I go, but it's true. How else could I have captured a pic of the newest and most powerful 3G antenna I'm wearing? The carefully positioned foils added two bars of signal strength to my EV-DO card! Amazing! I could also pickup three local radio stations with no extra effort on my part. Unfortunately, all good mobile tech has limitations. There was a little wind-up timer that only provided for 10 minutes of usage before the antenna was discarded like trash. How sad...
OK, maybe not. But I'm comfortable enough in my manhood to take one for the team and provide the "office humor" for the day. Besides, all the girls at the hair salon have a thing for integrated webcams. I've even got pictures to prove it. ;)
haha I love it. I might actually try it myself.
Posted by: PJ | May 20, 2008 at 02:35 PM
heh, watch out so you dont pick up any government mind control signals or alien invasion declarations...
Posted by: turn.self.off | May 20, 2008 at 02:40 PM
creepy yet funny
Posted by: gary | May 20, 2008 at 05:52 PM
jeesus...now I cant go to bed! I will have bad dreams! :)
Posted by: laser21 | May 20, 2008 at 06:22 PM
That is so gay.
Posted by: Travis | May 20, 2008 at 06:41 PM
....and I thought your hair colour was natural....
Posted by: faisal | May 20, 2008 at 06:46 PM
Finally! Another Libertarian!
Posted by: Mark | May 20, 2008 at 08:58 PM
Dude...
Posted by: Stephen Feger | May 20, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Hehehehehe. I just couldn't imagine how James (JK) would look like if he wears that...
Posted by: chrisc | May 21, 2008 at 03:35 AM